by Chris Carrillo
The next night, the bulletin board fell on Stanley Lambchop for the second time.
"Hey! Come and look!" cried Arthur, Stanley's brother.
"Heavens!" said Mrs. Lambchop. "Yesterday Stanley was flat. Today he has become one-dimensional!"
"Let's take him to the doctor!" said Mr. Lambchop.
"How do you feel?" Doctor Dan asked.
Stanley didn't say anything.
Doctor Dan told the nurse to take Stanley's measurement.
"What is wrong with these people?" asked the nurse.
Coming tomorrow: "Singularity Stanley"